Ancient egypt and homosexuality

I just visited egypt and and i realized that this was a culture that seem to be very heterosexual oriented as there is no painting or gay writings at all, no mention of gay sex or couples. very weird. Now I just hate that shitty culture, i just feel disgusted by the pyramids and anything related to these people. The souvenirs that I bought depicting ancient agypcian art I dumped them in the trash.

by Anonymousreply 49August 3, 2023 5:39 PM

But what were their pronouns?

by Anonymousreply 4July 20, 2023 3:13 AM

Ridiculous EST. You're supposed to be provoked. It's not even funny. STUPID.

by Anonymousreply 5July 20, 2023 3:20 AM

The pyramids are the oldest of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, and the only wonder that has remained largely intact.

But I hate it! Because I'm a fuckng moron!

by Anonymousreply 6July 20, 2023 3:22 AM

Sphinx sounds vaguely non-binary.

by Anonymousreply 7July 20, 2023 3:22 AM

I just hate you Egypt, and your Ass Face!

Also hate your ass-faced gods!

by Anonymousreply 8July 20, 2023 3:24 AM

-I'mAnNoyInGaNdBoReDaNdGaY/10

by Anonymousreply 9July 20, 2023 3:24 AM

I've always wanted to get inside that sphinx.

by Anonymousreply 10July 20, 2023 3:24 AM

I recommend you *not* walk like an Egyptian, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11July 20, 2023 3:25 AM

I'm, I'm I'm...I'm gonna go home to the USA and BITE MAH PILLOW, R8!

by Anonymousreply 12July 20, 2023 3:25 AM

I remember I asked my guide and he told me that they were a very homophobic culture that is why you don’t see any depiction of same sex relationships or guys having sex in their arts and writings. I think that their homophobia influenced the ancient hebrews and hence the torah was influenced by this nasty culture.

Anyways, knowing hiw homophobic these people were, i no longer appreciate this ancient culture, it has left a very negative impression on me, or disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 16July 20, 2023 3:43 AM

Is that what your homophobic, deeply Islamic, modern Egyptian tourguide told you r16?

If it makes you feel any better, I might have done a little something-something with a charioteer, but don't tell the Priests of Aten. Those bitches gossip like crazy and I don't need Thebes knowing my business!

by Anonymousreply 17July 20, 2023 3:48 AM

[quote] I've always wanted to get inside that sphinx.

It’s inscrutable.

by Anonymousreply 18July 20, 2023 3:50 AM

[quote] Anyways

Anyone who says this is a dumb cunt whose opinion is worthless, R16.

by Anonymousreply 20July 20, 2023 4:14 AM

You sound like a total drooling idiot OP.

by Anonymousreply 21July 20, 2023 4:55 AM

R22, someone else remembers Ancient Evenings? It could only happen on DL.

R16, a lot of Jewish religious practices were meant to distinguish Jews from from the people around them. It’s very unlikely that they would adopt any Egyptian beliefs as their own, particularly since that whole Egyptian captivity thing never happened. In any event, considering how fond the Egyptians were of worldly pleasures, it’s hard to believe that they were homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 23July 20, 2023 5:12 AM

To what body dysmorphia is FDM?

by Anonymousreply 24July 20, 2023 5:24 AM

River of Excrement.... er... Fundament.

De Nile. Not just a river in Egypt.

by Anonymousreply 25July 20, 2023 5:26 AM

If this is really a problem for you, OP, I want your problems.

by Anonymousreply 27July 20, 2023 8:48 AM

Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum

And because they shared the title of "Overseer of the Manicurists in the Palace of King Nyuserre Ini sixth pharaoh of the Fifth Dynasty" it's impossible to tell who was the top and who was the bottom, so more than likely vers.

by Anonymousreply 28July 20, 2023 8:59 AM

All the great Pharaohs were British so it only looked like they were gay. Even 5000 years ago it was difficult for people to tell the difference.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 20, 2023 9:11 AM

R26, the article doesn’t really back up its title. It says that the most that is known is that the Egyptians enslaved Semitic people; there’s no evidence that they enslaved Jews. It’s well-known that no archeological evidence supports the events in Exodus; you can make of that what you will.

by Anonymousreply 30July 20, 2023 11:21 PM

[quote] the only wonder that has remained largely intact

I never knew the great pyramids were uncut.

by Anonymousreply 31July 20, 2023 11:27 PM

I read somewhere that in their book of death they condemn same sex relationships. I still fail see what is the big deal with this culture, they left and contributed nothing to modern day.

by Anonymousreply 32August 2, 2023 10:55 PM

I don't know if they liked it then but they certainly don't like it now.

by Anonymousreply 33August 2, 2023 11:01 PM

[quote] I don't know if they liked it then but they certainly don't like it now.

Who needs men when six year old girls are available?

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by Anonymousreply 34August 2, 2023 11:15 PM

R32

The ancient Egyptians were pioneers in architecture, medicine and mathematics. They invented the calendar, ways to measure distances, improvements in irrigation, medical surgery and also applied their knowledge to architecture. They were experts in preserving the dead and mummification.

by Anonymousreply 36August 3, 2023 12:34 AM

[quote]R4: But what were their pronouns?

🐟 ☀️ 👁️

by Anonymousreply 37August 3, 2023 12:38 AM

None of which contrebuted to modern day advances like the greeks and romans did.

by Anonymousreply 38August 3, 2023 12:40 AM

[quote] They invented the calendar, ways to measure distances, improvements in irrigation, medical surgery and also applied their knowledge to architecture.

They invented A calendar. Different cultures around the world independently developed each of those listed items

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by Anonymousreply 39August 3, 2023 12:53 AM

Bitch, we were the first and greatest makeup artists and influencers, r38! Your shitty culture should be worshiping us!

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by Anonymousreply 40August 3, 2023 12:54 AM

I hate my friend Hatshepsut

by Anonymousreply 41August 3, 2023 3:06 AM

OP was shocked to learn that Cleopatra did not look like Elizabeth Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 42August 3, 2023 3:08 AM

I toured Egypt last Fall, with a Gay couple and we had a great time. No one bothered us or mistreated us.

by Anonymousreply 43August 3, 2023 3:40 AM

So it was Egypt that started with the sharpie chola make-up.

by Anonymousreply 44August 3, 2023 4:29 PM

The Ancient Egyptians were abundantly homosexualist. All you have to do is look at any surviving painting or drawing. The kilts give them away. They were a randy bunch and liked easy access.

by Anonymousreply 46August 3, 2023 4:49 PM

You're dumb, OP. They were total fags, wearing those skirts with the giant hats, worshipping cats, building fuckin' pyramids, while listening to the Bangles. All that is totally faggy gay shit, bro.

by Anonymousreply 47August 3, 2023 4:50 PM

I think R38 is very poorly informed. I have been to Egypt. Visiting their ruins and monuments I saw Doric columns later appropriated by the Greeks, a thousand years before Alexander invaded. Most of the things we credit the ancient Greeks with had their origins in Egypt. And Rome stole everything from both of them. Yes in each iteration there were improvements, but the contributions of Ancient Egypt were foundational to the development of both ancient and modern civilization.

by Anonymousreply 48August 3, 2023 5:07 PM

EST or OP is a moron. Probably zionist Matt A.

For the longest time historians thought that slaves built the pyramids but physical evidence they discovered revealed skilled craftsman who received medical treatment, even brain surgery. Even if they were slaves they were fairly well taken care of.

by Anonymousreply 49August 3, 2023 5:39 PM

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